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Glastonbury 2024 is over – What were the 10 must-see performances? And why does the festival anger all the (far) right people?
Glastonbury is over for another year. Whether it’s a “middle-class band virtue signalling”, or “the line-up not being as good as back in my day !”, people love to complain about the greatest music festival on the planet. Well I’m here to fight back.
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The ideal, indisputable (and slightly impossible) itinerary for Glastonbury ’24 – SUNDAY: AFRICAN ROCK AND A ‘COMPLICATED’ AFTERNOON
So you’ve made it to the final day. Who’s been your favourite so far? Have I failed to mention anyone worth seeing? Doubt it as this is the indisputable itinerary isn’t it.
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The ideal, indisputable (and slightly impossible) itinerary for Glastonbury ’24 – SATURDAY: LOCK DOWN YOUR AERIAL AND PUT YOUR RECORDS ON
The two best sets of the weekend (Confidence Man and Fontaines D.C.) may already be beyond us, but let’s not allow that to dampen our Saturday shindig.
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The ideal, indisputable (and slightly impossible) itinerary for Glastonbury ’24 – FRIDAY: IRISH FLAVOURED WITH A HINT OF SUGA
Whether you’re gracing Worthy Farm with your presence, or watching from afar on iPlayer, it’s always difficult to navigate your way through Glastonbury weekend. So I’m here to help. View me as your guardian angel for all things great (and not so great) at Glasto.
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Was it a a weekend full of tunes and memories. or regret? How you would’ve found Glastonbury 2023 if you followed my guide. *was it really for cool eyes only?*
There were some wins, and some losses. Here, I will analyse just how useful my Glasto guide was. I looked into the future and told you to avoid Lana Del Rey, you’re welcome. But I also completely missed out maybe the best performance of the weekend. Let’s see where I was right and where I…
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How to navigate your way through a PACKED final day at Glastonbury 2023 *for cool eyes only*
You’ve made it to the final day. Whether you spent last night chilling to the dulcet tones of Ezra Collective and Loyle Carner, or bringing out your inner girl power with Mel C and Christine & The Queens, today might be about to get even better.
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The perfect itinerary for Saturday at Glastonbury 2023 *for cool eyes only*
How was Jabba the slut? And did you manage to get healed by The Master Musicians of Joujouka? But there are still two nights left so I hope you’ve saved yourself. Unfortunately, Saturday is the worst day of music, in my opinion. There’s really not much going on until later in the evening. HOWEVER, there…
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The ultimate guide to Friday at Glastonbury 2023 *for cool eyes only*
Friday is a day where you could quite easily stay at the stages from midday until late into Saturday morning. In this guide I will be going through exactly who I’d be making sure to not miss, and I might even include some who I will make sure that I do miss, just for balance…
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A guide on what to do (and what not to do) at Glastonbury on Thursday. *for cool eyes only*
Although I have never been Glastonbury itself, I have been to Leeds Festival and Sziget Festival in Budapest. I may not be a festival fanatic but I sure know how to have fun at one. So, I thought I’d sit here in my highchair of hypocrisy and tell you exactly how to enjoy a festival…